The Sailor Moon Pocky Box : Reviews

Wicked Lady: Evil Never Dies

Date Reviewed: November 05, 2006

Category: The Ugly

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Layout & Design

Is the layout intuitive and easy to navigate? Is it compatible across all browsers and resolution? Is it aesthetically pleasing?

Mimette

I come back from an extended break and you greet me with THIS?! What were you people thinking?!

For lack of finding a button to turn off the annoyingly looped sound that repeats over and over in that horrible dub voice "just call me wicked lady".... I shall now go bash my head repeatedly on the wall in the hopes of hitting the beam and blacking out.... wait, check that. If I do so I might hear nothing but this while in my coma. Nevermind I will never get that poor quality animated gif out of my head......

So I am on layout. You all know that I LOVE to sink my teeth into layout, but unfortunately this site lacks much of one. It is a Geoshities site with a white background, some maroon text and a giant image.... not much working here. There is a "side menu" option that is horribly javascripted or flashed.... not sure and I don't really care.

I clicked the first link there and it stated "profile". The layout blows goats. Black background, yellow text and a PINK header..... riiight.

Now I know that content is NOT my section this week but I read the first line of this in the hopes of finding links and I am appalled and I HAVE to say something here....

"If you are not acquainted with the Japanese cartoon Sailor Moon, you will probably not know who Wicked Lady is. Here is a little information about Wicked Lady."

Well I am extremely familiar with almost all aspects of Sailor Moon and I can tell you this... Wicked Lady didn't exist in the Japanese version.... Black Lady existed, but NOT Wicked Lady. Wicked Lady was the name they gave to her FOR THE DUB ONLY! Whereas the rest of your information here is about the dub, that makes your information at least correct, however drop the first line because you are making yourself look like a fool! /end rant

Seems like most of the pages on here sport the same layout. Black background with everything centered in different text colors and pink headers...

However one more bitch about content. There are supposed profiles here for the inners and I am a bit confused. When were the girls EVER 13 in the first season? I remember 14 even in the dub o_0;

Yeah, closing this site and locking it away somewhere. I won't be visiting again, thats definitely for sure. See ya in my next review my loyal readers and I gotta say.... It feels good to be back.

Written Content

Is there lots of written information? Are all profiles, back story, and other textual content accurate? Does the site offer fanfiction or other miscellaneous written content?

Ptilol

I'm reading the profile and it is the dries, most monotone, impersonal crap one can imagine. I swear, I am falling asleep as I read it.

It also says that "Reeny[sic] has to be under ten years old." No. No she doesn't.

So, I hit the back button, and the menu doesn't show up. charming.

So me, being a fucking thorough reviewer, hit the back button twice to get to the working page with the menu.

Episodes have a list of the episode number and dub title of the episodes Wicked Lady appeared in.

...The link about powers opens a new window. I want to hurt someone. Anyway, the power listing is just as pablum-flavoured as everything else about this site. Oh, and for the record, Wicked Lady cannot travel through time. The TIME KEY travels through time. Good? Good.

Now I'm off to play in "Rini's Profile", but hark! Earlier in the website it was "Reeny". Pick one.
Point one in this profile states that Rini is 5 when she first appears, yet earlier, the website owner said we have no idea how old she is.

Character profi- GOD MAKE IT STOP!

Just makes it stop!

I give up. I'm leaving. This site is just horrible. This site can go down in history for one of the top ten sites that broke Ptilol!

Visual Content

What kind of visual content is offered? Is it efficiently organized and intuitively accessible? Are all visual media offered legally?

Eudial

Interesting title, and I have to agree...evil never dies. So, I didn't know this at first, but there is apparently a side menu here. I didn't notice this at first, and I was EXTREMELY confused. Its not my place to say, but you might want to fix this little problem. Prehaps, make it more noticable. So, my job is media so I'm gonna check if the pictures work, and see if there is anything of interest on this site in that department.

Well, I'm in the picture section of the site now. This definitely is not the generic gallery like in most other sites. The 10 galleries consist of about five screenshots each with a little caption underneath. I have to give credit for originality because you certainly do not see this format all that much. One thing is that, if possible, you should add more pictures. Overall, there's only about 25 pictures, which isn't a whole lot.

Ummm, thats it in regards to the media department. I'm sorry, but that was rather weak. Got to add some spice into this site.

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