Ptilol

*searches for a layout*

Hmm... where is that thing?

*continues searching*

I'm just not finding it. Unless, the imageless jumble of text can be counted as a layout.

*scratches her head*

I'm confuzzled. How can anyone do this without any consideration for the rest of the poor suckers who stumble onto this mess? I give up.

*wanders off*

Tellu

Oh my god, I can't believe I got stuck with written content on this one. I must have terrible karma or something...

First of all, can someone buy this girl a dictionary? A spellchecker? Typos abound. But why must "ie" be added to the end of EVERY SINGLE FREAKING WORD?! What the hell is a "monthies"? "Themeie song"??? "All about meies"?? Is this girlie on crackie?

Character of the "Monthies":
Apparently, Sailor Moon is kind to "everyoneies." Good to know. And when I find out who "everyoneies" is, I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

Baddie of the "Monthies":
Who the hell is "Queen Berril"?

Sailor Moonie "Themeie" Song:
Is this a joke? Am I Candid Camera?

Well, that page was... uh... fascinating. I um... learned a lot here. *cough* The scariest thing I've read on this page is that this girl is apparently 13. The "All About Meies" page is completely insane. I don't even understand the damn thing, but she apparently has a big sister whose name she doesn't know (!?) and Sailor Moon is her best friend. My advise for this site owner: Just say no to drugs.

Eudial

The site was just HORRIBLE and had nothing there.

Cyprine

The first thing that has to be said about this side is this: FRICKIN' QUIT IT WITH THE ANNOYING JAVASCRIPT CURSOR BULLSHIT!! It's a bad thing when it gives me migraines. It's a really bad thing when it lags my computer.

And the most annoying thing is that you can't even read the full message. The message says, as far as I can tell "You can do fun things at Trell". Like I needed to know that.

The second thing is that adding '-ies' to the end of words does not make you cool. You may think it does, but it doesn't. Neither do exclamation marks and other excessive punctuation after every sentence!!!!!!! Really!!!!!!!!!! It just makes you look like an uneducated fool on caffeine pill!!!!!!!!!!!!

As Eudial pointed out, this site contains nothing. The Character of the "Monthies" and the Baddie of the "Monthies" are just a single sentence in massively huge font proclaiming how wonderful Sailor Moon is and how terrible Queen "Beril" is. On an unrelated note, Sailor Moon didn't do nothing wrong; Sailor Moon stole the man Beryl had a thing for, beat the crap out of all of her subordinates, and lorded her morality all over Beryl's best laid plans. I'd hold a wee bit of a grudge too.

Okay, I clicked on "Trella's Sailor Moonie Themie Song" and this is so disturbing it warrants direct quoting: "sarena is sailor moon by meies!!! sarena is sailor moonies / she likes to listen to tuneies / when she sees a bad guy / she will not fly / because sailor moon cant fly neway". This is a song?

I'm actually vaguely curious about who this Trella person is, so I'm delighted to find there's an All About "meies!!1 yaey!!" section. So, apparently this person is thirteen years old, which is a shocking indication of how terrible the education system is where she is from. Anyone of this person's declared age should be able to string together a written sentence without sounding like they are the l33t-generator personified.

Overall site elements? This site sucks. Horribly. There is nothing here even remotely interesting, and this site could barely be called a Sailor Moon site since it contains almost no content whatsoever. And for every wannabe webmaster with a free Geocities account and a pipe dream: please. It doesn' t matter if you aren't particularly good at writing, or if you have a few typos, but this site shows an obvious lack of trying.